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Nine Lives

Billy the Carpenter


Billy works so hard at a carpentry business. He supports a family of 6, himself, his wife, and his 4 hungry children. Almost every dollar earned turns into food each week, and every ounce of food is not wasted. Billy deserves a little bit of time to relax. He doesn’t have time to sit out back on the patio or deck and read a book. A book takes to long, often days for him. His life is too busy for such a thing.

Billy hasn’t ever found a real way to relax that doesn’t take too much time out of his busy life. This is why I suggested a Leicester escorts to him. It’s affordable and doesn’t take more than an hour out of his one of his evenings. He will enjoy it very much.


The Perfect Vacation


I never even knew what an escort was until I came to Manchester and overheard a group of guys discussing their time spent with the local escorts. I became very interested because I had been in Leeds for five nights all by myself. So I took it upon myself to contact Manchester escort agency to find out what it was all about. Within hours I had a beautiful woman ready to go out to dinner and do whatever I wanted to do. This was a big difference from my ex-wife. We started off with dinner at a luxurious restaurant and than went to my hotel to take a dip in the pool and hot tub. It was great to relax with a nice, pretty woman without any strings attached or pointless drama. I had never had an experience like this before and it gave me a whole new outlook on a perfect vacation.


A Wife For A Night


I have a big work party this weekend, and no one to take with me. One of our senior workers is retiring next year and I want his position, so I need to make a good impression with my boss over the next few months. He’s a family man and always talking about the importance of a good home life. He thinks that single people aren’t reliable enough to be in management positions. I never would I have thought that I would do something like this, but I’m going to call London escorts and hire a lady to pretend to be my wife for the evening. I looked through their website and all the girls I saw were lovely. I’m sure they have experience with this sort of thing. I know that lying like this is wrong, but so is only promoting married people. The fees are somewhat expensive, but I’m looking at this as an investment in my future.


An interesting trip…


My trip to Northern England was preceded by the loss of my job and a divorce from my wife. I was a depressed man, and needed to leave my home for a length of time to clear my head and try to get back on track with my life. I decided that a trip to Newcastle was in order, so I booked a hotel room in the rural area and prepared for a short, relaxing vacation. En route to my destination, I realized how lonely I had become since the split with my wife. Although it may seem desperate, I had heard that escort services provide great company to lonely men such as myself. I hired several Liverpool escorts at the same time, and greatly enjoyed their company. I thought my Liverpool trip would be boring and uneventful, but I was sure wrong. I had a great time in Liverpool!


Bash Time!


Now is the time of the year where I start planning and getting everything ready for my Fourth of July bash that I hold every year. My neighbors usually don’t like the event but I always invite them so that they don’t call the cops on me. Some will show up and some don’t but they are missing out on fun!

I buy all the food, drinks and appetizers a couple of days ahead of time. I have everything from the grill, oven and food heating up my crock pots. Usually, I will fill up about ten coolers and set them out throughout my yard to keep everyone from being thirsty for too long. My pool is always crystal clear for my Birmingham escorts companions that are a hit at my party.

Yesterday I went and pick out all of my fireworks that I am shooting off and it is going to cost me about $2000.00 for my show.


I Need Some Input


It is that time of year when I start thinking about changes and how I can better me and my children’s life. This year I have been thinking about a possible move. This city has nothing to offer my family and I, so I think it would be very beneficial to everyone. I haven’t really put this thought into action at all, but I am going out on a date tonight with a man from Heathrow escorts, so maybe I’ll run it past him? When someone doesn’t know you that well, sometimes they can look into a situation and give a better perspective. If I was to ask a friend or family member they would tell me it was a horrible idea because they would be thinking about themselves. But we will see, I am willing to hear any type of input right now that could possibly help me in making my decision.


Spoiled Brat


I have the best fuck buddy in the whole wide world, I am treated like the princess that I should be. We have a no strings attached relationship but he does spoil me often. He takes me out to eat at classy food chains a couple of times a week. I see all the new released movies that we are interested in as soon as they come out. My rent is paid up ahead of time for the entire year! I am only responsible for my utilities, cell phone bill and my care insurance. He gave me his 2010 Mustang that is paid off in full and I am just sitting back and loving life.

The only thing that I have to do is please him when he wants to be pleased. I think that is not to hard to ask because I have everything handed right to me!